Scene: when Sesshoumaru and Naraku join force and
Sesshoumaru puts his hand through Inuyasha's chest
Sesshoumaru: (melts a hole
in Inuyasha's chest with his poison hand)
Inuyasha: aaahhhhhh
Sesshoumaru: (pulls out his
hand)
Inuyasha: (falls face down
on the ground and lays motionless)
Sesshoumaru: ... (looking
down at Inuyasha and kicks Inuyasha's lifeless body a few times) ... uhhh
Inuyasha???.... oh damn, he's dead......
Director: cut cut cut....
Inuyasha????? ... SESSHOUMARU, YOU KILLED HIM!!!! AAHHHH I'M RUIN....
SESSHOUMARU (running after him with a gun)
Sesshoumaru: oh no, gotta
fly (Sesshoumaru is on a cloud and flying away from the director)
Director: aaaaahhhhh damn
you, Sesshoumaru... this is coming out of your paychecks!
Scene: when Shippou and
Miroku tell Inuyasha to choose between Kikyou and Kagome
Inuyasha: I don't suppose I
can have both of them
Shippou: You two timing
Miroku: Well, it's a common
problem between men such as ourselves. That's one thing to have both, but
another to keep it a secret. For, if either girls were to find out...
ugh... oh no... (looks around and sees Sango, Kikyou, and Kagome
surrounding the boys)
Sango: JERKS (starts
whacking Miroku with her boomerang)
Inuyasha: uhhh Kikyou,
Kagome, I can explain.....
Kikyou and Kagome: (pull out
their bows and arrows and about to shoot Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: aaahhhhhhhh
(running for his life)
Director: girls... what are
you doing???? stop girls before you kill them...
Scene: when Jaken asks
Sesshoumaru about the Tenseiga
Sesshoumaru:
Jaken (pulls out his Tenseiga and cuts Jaken with it)
Jaken:
aaahhh lord Sesshoumaru... why????? (falls down)
Sesshoumaru:
get up, Jaken. You're fine.
Jaken:
(lays lifelessly on the ground)
Sesshoumaru:
(kicks Jaken's body a few times) he's dead... oh, no...not
again... (looks at his sword) hey! this isn't my Tenseiga!!!
Director:
who switched Sesshoumaru's Tenseiga with a real sword??? (a Jaken hater
runs from the studio) aaahhhh get that idiot people.... (everyone on the
set is chasing after Jaken's murderer)
Scene:
when Kouga kidnaps Kagome
Kouga:
(got Kagome and starts running away) aaahhhh (slips on a banana peel...)
Kouga
and Kagome: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (are falling off the cliff)
Director: CUT!!!! who
puts that banana peel there???
Inuyasha: (eating bananas)
ugh... oppss.... (runs away)
Director: aaaahhhhhhh
(starts slamming his head against the rock) aaahhhh
Scene: when Sesshoumaru
and Inuyasha are fighting in their father's tomb
Sesshoumaru: (grabs his ear
and runs his fingers through his hair)
Inuyasha: uumm!!!
Sesshoumaru, don't you think that kinda girly???
Sesshoumaru: !!! girly???
Director: ummm I think
Inuyasha is right, Sesshoumaru... maybe you shouldn't run your fingers
through your hair like that....
Sesshoumaru: HOW DARE YOU
CALL I, SESSHOUMARU, GIRLY. (transforms into his huge dog demon form and
attacks Inuyasha and the director)
Inuyasha and Director:
aaahhhhh (run away and hide)
Scene: when Rin offers
Sesshoumaru food
Rin: (hands Sesshoumaru food, but
he refuses) grrrr!! EAT THE FOOD, YOU NEED TO GET BETTER!! (shoves it into
his face)
Director: CUT! Rin, you're
not suppose to shove the food into Sesshoumaru's face, stick to the script
Rin: oh ok
Director: ok take two ... and
action
Rin: (hands Sesshoumaru food, but
he refuses) ahhhh! grrrrr!! (shoves the food into Sesshoumaru's face
again, and start whacking him in the face) EAT *punch* THE *punch* FOOD!!!
*punch*
Director: RIN CALM DOWN!! (but she
still punching him) GET SECURITY!!! (they grab Rin and she finally calms
down)
Sesshoumaru: (lays motionless)
Rin: uhh Sesshoumaru? oh no,
I think he's dead (runs away)
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