Naraku's Fangirl: Naraku, you're the main villain in the show and
there are lots of people out there who hates your guts. They think
that you're just this evil guy who do evil stuffs for no good reasons at
all. How do you feel about that?
Naraku: Well, it's not easy being called
a villain you know. All the things that I did, I didn't do it
because I'm evil. I did it because I was trying to help! But do I
get a "thank you, Naraku"? NO! If there's a victim around
here, it would be me!
Fangirl: (sweatdrops) uhhh.... you were
trying to help?????
Naraku: well yeah... I'm not a bad
guy you know.
Fangirl: Naraku, come on now... you put
that black hole thing in Miroku's grandfather hand. How is that
helping, if it just ends up killing the guy and his family???
Naraku: well, as we all know, Miroku's
whole family are perverts... I putted the hole in his grandfather's hand
as a way to HELP all those innocent girls out there. It was a
punishment to get them to change their perverted ways. The wind
tunnel will disappear if they just stop being perverts! So they have
no one but themselves to blame! I was only trying to help the girls
by getting rid off perverts!
Fangirl: okay, that's seem believable.
But how do you explain what you did to Sango's family?
Naraku: what happened was all a
misunderstanding. I didn't kill Sango's family. The spider
demon did, and if I remember correctly I was the one who killed the demon
and gave Sango's family a proper burial. I don't know how people
could see me as a bad guy while I was just trying to help. I even
saved Sango and Kohaku's lives by giving them each a jewel shard to help
keep them alive. And what do I get in return for all my good
deeds???? Sango teaming up with Inuyasha to kill me! So if there's a
victim in this one, it would be me!
Fangirl: (more sweatdrops) uuhhhh.....
but what about the time that you ordered Kagura to kill Kouga's wolves???
Naraku: yet again, I'm just an another
innocent victim. We all know that Kagura doesn't like me. I
gave her life and in return she slaughtered Kouga's comrades and blamed it
on me! Making me a into an evil guy, while it was all her doing!
Fangirl: and the time that you ordered
Kagura to kidnap Rin???
Naraku: again, it wasn't me. It's
obvious that Kagura has a thing for Sesshoumaru, but he turned her down.
Bad mistake if you ask me. So she's pissed and kidnapped Rin as a
way to get back at Sesshoumaru. She tried to set me up to fight
against Sesshoumaru. You know "killing two birds with one
stone". But Sesshoumaru and I, we're too smart for that girl,
so that's why we're both alive right now and Kagura's evil plan didn't
work. Again, I was just the middle man in Kagura's revenge against
Sesshoumaru for dumping her!
Fangirl: wow! That actually makes sense!
Oh, you poor thing. But how do you explain what you did to Inuyasha
and Kikyou?
Naraku: (sighs) it was all a mistake.
Everything turned out so wrong. The plan was for Inuyasha to leave
town, then the Shikon Jewel and Kikyou would be mine. So I didn't
like Inuyasha, but can you blame me? He has the girl that I loved, it was
only natural for me not to like him. But I didn't mean for him to
get kill. How was I supposed to know that Kikyou was going to kill
Inuyasha? And of course, I couldn't foresee that Kikyou was going to
die as well. I thought that she would use the jewel to save herself.
(sighs) Everything just went so wrong.
Fangirl: aawwww.... there you have it
ladies and gentlemen. Naraku's own words! It wasn't his fault
that everybody were suffering. He was either trying to help or just
an innocent victim himself, but somehow he always get blame for
everything. Poor Naraku, people should really stop blaming him for
everything!!!
Fangirl: Oopps I almost forgot to ask you
the most important question of all. Now Naraku, you're such a bishy
man, so why hide behind that baboon mask??? You should really let your fan
girls see more of that beautiful face of your ^_^
Naraku: kukuku, the baboon costume is for
my mysterious nature.
